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THE DEBT COLLECTOR
INVOICE #BDAY-2026
Friendship Tax
$0.00
Domain Transfer
FREE
Bottlecaps Owed
730.00
TOTAL DUE:
730 BC
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Happy Birthday!
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CLAUSE 1:
"Jigyasa" (The Owner) hereby accepts full ownership of this domain.
CLAUSE 2:
The Transfer Fee is waived in honor of "The Birthday Protocol."
CLAUSE 3:
The Owner agrees to be awesome for the next 365 days. No refunds.
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